A.I. - How do you
like your steak?
BLOW - Johnny Depp proves to
be the best Clinton impersonator this side of Hollywood, deftly
portraying the rise and fall of the former President.
ENEMY AT THE GATES
- The epic battle of Bill Gates and Steven Jobs is retold through
the eyes of Gates.
FIGHT CLUB - Hobbes
is reborn as Tyler to save "Jack" (a grown-up Calvin)
from the slough of un-comic despair.
FORREST GUMP - Introducing
the new James Bond for the Dumbo era: I'm Gump, Forrest Gump.
THE GAME - What does it
profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his soul? The
game of life turns out to be about dying.
- "From the Inferno to Paradise with a cannibal pilgrim."
A web interpretation from Killing
LADY AND THE TRAMP
- Whit Stillman's famous interpretation of Disney's primer on
love and marriage from The Last Days of Disco.
THE MATRIX - The most
thorough analysis of The Matrix on the Internet. Enter,
if you dare.
- David Lynch makes a two-hour intro to literary theory. Who needs
"Ceci nest pas une pipe"? We have "No
THE OTHERS - This, for
todays postmodern feminist, is the nightmare known as motherhood.
PEARL HARBOR - CEO
of Coca-Cola lauds director Michael Bay for sacralizing their
PLANET OF THE APES
- Marketing the KKK.
PLANET OF THE APES
- Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes apes The Ten Commandments
and reformats the Old Testament as a continuous, hairy loop.
SHREK - Find out why hot
babes dig ugly rock stars.
THE SIEGE - September 11,
2001 was like watching a movie. This is what we were watching.
THE SIXTH SENSE
- Bang! Psychology is dead. The age of science is over. (If you
don't believe us, just check out the WB.) Long live Mulder!
SNATCH - Animal Planet
meets Magnolia as Guy Ritchie gives us a taste of Social
Darwinism. Can we escape the food chain?
WARS - Phallic light sabers. X-Wing penetration. A dominatrix
father. Ugh. Sounds like a tale of impotence.
TOP GUN - Quentin
Tarantino deconstructs the ultimate guy film in Sleep with
TOY STORY - The spiritual
delusion of Buzz Lightyear.
THE TRUMAN SHOW -
Is Truman a sinner or a saint? Luther and Erasmus have a heated
exchange over the sovereignty of Christof.
Cinema: The New Cathedral
of Hollyworld - Okay, that's a helluva long title. It
pretty much explains it though. Films are replacing religion in
our cinematic age.
They Are Alive - JFK
and Z and the questions of convincing bullshit and propaganda
in a righteous cause.
The Evolution of Tom
Hanks - Hanks goes meta in Cast Away, an
updated version of Joe Versus the Volcano.
Rebel Consumer -
Fight Club wants you to shopat really cool stores.