A.I. - How do you like your steak?

BLOW -
Johnny Depp proves to be the best Clinton impersonator this side of Hollywood, deftly portraying the rise and fall of the former President.

ENEMY AT THE GATES - The epic battle of Bill Gates and Steven Jobs is retold through the eyes of Gates.

FIGHT CLUB - Hobbes is reborn as Tyler to save "Jack" (a grown-up Calvin) from the slough of un-comic despair.

FORREST GUMP - Introducing the new James Bond for the Dumbo era: I'm Gump, Forrest Gump.

THE GAME - What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his soul? The game of life turns out to be about dying.

HANNIBAL - "From the Inferno to Paradise with a cannibal pilgrim." A web interpretation from Killing the Buddha.

LADY AND THE TRAMP - Whit Stillman's famous interpretation of Disney's primer on love and marriage from The Last Days of Disco.

THE MATRIX - The most thorough analysis of The Matrix on the Internet. Enter, if you dare.

MULHOLLAND DRIVE - David Lynch makes a two-hour intro to literary theory. Who needs "Ceci n’est pas une pipe"? We have "No hay banda."

THE OTHERS - This, for today’s postmodern feminist, is the nightmare known as motherhood.

PEARL HARBOR - CEO of Coca-Cola lauds director Michael Bay for sacralizing their product.

PLANET OF THE APES - Marketing the KKK.

PLANET OF THE APES - Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes apes The Ten Commandments and reformats the Old Testament as a continuous, hairy loop.

SHREK - Find out why hot babes dig ugly rock stars.

THE SIEGE - September 11, 2001 was like watching a movie. This is what we were watching.

THE SIXTH SENSE - Bang! Psychology is dead. The age of science is over. (If you don't believe us, just check out the WB.) Long live Mulder!

SNATCH - Animal Planet meets Magnolia as Guy Ritchie gives us a taste of Social Darwinism. Can we escape the food chain?

STAR WARS - Phallic light sabers. X-Wing penetration. A dominatrix father. Ugh. Sounds like a tale of impotence.

TOP GUN - Quentin Tarantino deconstructs the ultimate guy film in Sleep with Me.

TOY STORY - The spiritual delusion of Buzz Lightyear.

THE TRUMAN SHOW - Is Truman a sinner or a saint? Luther and Erasmus have a heated exchange over the sovereignty of Christof.


Cinema: The New Cathedral of Hollyworld - Okay, that's a helluva long title. It pretty much explains it though. Films are replacing religion in our cinematic age.

They Are Alive - JFK and Z and the questions of convincing bullshit and propaganda in a righteous cause.

The Evolution of Tom Hanks - Hanks goes meta in Cast Away, an updated version of Joe Versus the Volcano.

Rebel Consumer - Fight Club wants you to shop—at really cool stores.

 
 
 


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